THE PAST HAS BEEN & GONE AND THE FUTURE HAS YET TO COME.THE PRESENT MOMENT IS THE ONLY THING WE CAN EVER CONTROL.KEEP PLANTING GOOD SEEDS IN THE HERE & NOW & INEVITABLY, A FEW WILL TAKE ROOT
What / Who is The Karma Ninja?
If we knew who or what the Karma Ninja was, the purpose would be defeated. By not knowing, everything is known. All that matters is the cause and effect of actions taken. The equation is inevitably simple once the ego has been removed.
If the Ninja visits you, the only question to ask is: who did the Ninja visit?
I think, therefore I am. Sometimes I don't think, so therefore I am not?
Found or Received a Card?
Causes and conditions align to bring people together at the right moment.
Who are you? And what did you do to receive a card? A smile? A warm hello? Taking time out of your day to help someone else?
Who knows?
What matters is the principle: good seeds planted in the here and now always leave an impact.
The Four Paths
Total Missions Completed: 3,123
- Digital Shurikens(Online Karma)
- Kindness and positivity spread across the internet by the Ninja.
- Daylight Tactics(Face-to-Face)
- Direct, visible acts where the Ninja makes a personal connection. A ninja doesn't always hide!
- Sensei's Dojo(Mentorship & Opportunity)
- Heavy-hitting acts that change someone's trajectory through guidance or resources.
- Stealth Mission(Anonymous Acts)
- The classic hit-and-run kindness where the Ninja leaves no trace.
Why does the Ninja exist?
Causes and conditions lead to a result. The Ninja is just another product of the equation.
- Why does the Ninja keep a record?
- A human being doesn't climb a mountain naked. A human body is too valuable and rare to waste. The body, mind, and I should be harnessed, controlled, and focused for the good of all—and this archive is that harness. If you're lucky you will get to play the game for around 29,200 days... why waste a single one? The voice in the head constantly chatters, judging and comparing. However, the fastest way to quiet the parrot is through the service of others. By keeping a ledger of causes and conditions, the question permanently shifts to What about them?, and the self finally quietens.
- How does the Ninja operate?
- Actions fall into four specific paths to balance the equation. Digital Shurikens spread online positivity, Daylight Tactics involve direct face-to-face connections, Sensei's Dojo provides trajectory-changing mentorship or resources, and Stealth Missions execute classic hit-and-run kindness leaving no trace.
- What does the Ninja want?
- Nothing. How can a Ninja who's not a Ninja get anything?
- Is the Ninja a Guru / Teacher?
- If the Ninja says I am a Guru / Teacher and you see him on the road, kill him.
- Does the Ninja accept donations?
- No. Money is an amazing tool, but you should direct your resources toward the causes and conditions within your sphere of influence. Keep in mind that a well-timed smile or a few kind words will often beat a financial reward.
- How do I contact the Ninja?
- A Ninja operates in complete stealth, anchoring in pure observation. There is no inbox, no phone line, and no front door. If causes and conditions align at the right moment, perhaps your paths will intersect.
Ninja Stats
How's your ninja tracking?
Ninja Estimated Lifespan (29,200 days)
14,589 days remaining50.0% of 29,200
Missions Completed (of 20,000)
3,123 missions completed15.6% of 20,000
Money Invested in People ($30,000,000 AUD goal)
AUD $22,696,293.5175.7% of 30,000,000
Time Invested (500,000 minutes goal)
136,672 minutes given27.3% of 500,000
Roughly 2,278 hours (95 days) spent assisting people.
Required Daily Velocity
1.2 missions per day
010
To achieve 20,000 missions before the Ninja expires.
Ninja Clock
Total days remaining until i dissolves completely.
Live to the second
14,589
Days
350,144 hrs 40 min 56 sec
Hours Minutes Seconds
Seasons Left
40
Springs
40
Summers
40
Autumns
40
Winters
Bodily Metrics
Heart Beats Remaining
1,259,081,905
of 2,520,000,000
Total Breaths Remaining
252,316,017
of 505,000,000
Total Farts Remaining
145,994
of 292,200
Resting Heart Rate
50 BPM
Recovery Heart Rate
60
Heart Rate Variability
80
VO2 Max
55
Fasting
20:4
Stools
Smooth & Chocolatey
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